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German Bontrust Exec: “Well, let’s see what you’ve come up with.”

Ad Agency Pitchman pulls out an origamied American fiver and a hybrid British twenty pound note. He proceeds to act out the courting of the two origamied bills on the conference room table.

Ad Agency Pitchman: “And then we strongly insinuate that the two bills have…err…relations. Cut to her pushing a stroller with offspring inside that are obviously Lincoln’s. She then sees Chairman Mao in the park and begins flirting with him.”

“And……scene.”

German Bontrust Exec: “It’s good, but can’t we just have the bills overtly copulate? Innuendo’s so…vague.”

Ad Agency Pitchman: “Anything you want, Kommandant.”

German Bontrust Exec: “Brilliant. Let’s move forward with this.”

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(NSFW for lurid depictions of currency papercraft coitus)

(Via the Inspiration Room)